Joke time--- stupid lame n RA-ed
Friday, December 30, 2005
12/30/2005 11:58:00 PM♥
this is a joke about..... [Farmer and his sons]
There was a farmer who bore 3 sons. The farmer was getting pretty old and he wanted to give his farm to one of the three sons so he gave each son a duck and sent them to the market. He told his sons that whoever could sell their duck for the most money, would get the farm.The first son, Bob, went to the market and asked the first person he saw if they were interested in buying his duck.The guy said, "Sure!" and bought the duck for 5 dollars.The second son, Jim, walked the market and convinced a lonely old man to buy his duck for 10 dollars.The third son, Drew, browsed hopelessly for someone to buy his duck but no one wanted to buy it. As Drew was walking home, he spotted a prostitute. The prostitute strutted her stuff and arousingly approached Drew."Hey baby," she said as she gently unzipped his, "Do you need a date tonight?""I'm really sorry, mam, but all I have is this duck," stated Drew. "Well, that's okay, baby, I'll do you for the duck."The prostitute and Drew screwed and the prostitute was very pleased with Drew's performance."You know what baby," said the prostitute, "That was so gosh darn great that I'll give you your duck back if you'll screw me again."Without hesitation, Drew screwed the prostitute once more and in return got his duck back.When Drew and the prostitute were done, he grabbed his duck and continued on his way home. As he was walking down the street, his duck wobbling slowly beside him, a HUGE tractor trailer strolled on by and ran over the duck."I feel really sorry about your duck," cried the truck driver, "here's 20 dollars, I hope it covers for the loss."Drew took the 20 dollars and ran the rest of the way home.That night at the diner table, the father asked each son what they got for their ducks.Bob replied "5 bucks for my duck, dad." Jim replied," I got 10 bucks for my duck."Drew happily replied," I got a screw for a duck, a duck for a screw, and 20 dollars for a screwed up duck."
I'm starting a fashion idea in my head ;
12/30/2005 11:58:00 PM
